[Wakka]

Ok so this fat girl just had a conversation with me on facebook chat. Why she chose me.... i have no idea. but man by the end of the conversation i stopped responding because it was too weird. Thought you guys might enjoy it.


her: what does this mean

me:?

her:this dude has been trying to bang me for over a year
but the biggest move he has ever made was kissing me just before thanksgiving when we were wasted

me:hes a pussy

her:and even then he jsut got really close to me i had to make the actual lean
after we were talking one night and i called him out for being a vagina and not making moves and he was like "i dont want a relationship and wasnt sure what you were looking for"

me:what does this guy look like?

her:well he said "i don't do relationships"
tall fat and hairy
ill send a pic

me:lol
its ok
i believe u

her:http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._3808839_n.jpg
okay so then i kinda backed off cause he was a vagina
friday i was wasted and we were texting with sexual nature
then last night at like 8pm he was like "you were a mess last night" and we laughed about it and things were normal
then he asked me for a titpic. i was like "lets make a deal- when/if you grow a set and actually initate physical contact you'll gain license to request those pictures and i may actually consider it one time"

mek
and what did he say?

her:he was like 'meh" and i was like "offer is on the table. no strings. no awkwardness. just living life."
to which he responded "i don't do that!" "i don't do random hook ups"
and then i was like "thats a myth" and he goes "no. its not. i'm the "nice guy."

me:wait
what?
hold the fuck on
he doesnt do relationships
and he doesnt do random hook ups....
so he doesnt do anything?
he must be very close with his hands

her:exactly my thoughts--- hence the confusion
and then to add to it
he goes
"kissing you was too much"

me:uhhh
sounds like hes not interested

her:wtf is that

me:not interested?
like
doesnt want to hook up with you?

her:nooo i know what you mean
but like... after over a year of being up my ass

me:being up your ass how?

her:texting me ALL the time
asking me to go to stay at his apt in brooklyn

me:and
did you ever act upon any of these requests?

her:i never went to his apartment
ive gone out to the bar 90% of the time he invited me
its just bizarre
i have a theory

me:where the fuck do you meet these guys?
you find the worst men
lol

her:i feel he is SUPER inexperienced

mebviously

her:and i think i scared him friday
cause okay he's a tool im warning you now before i tell you this

me:he asked you for boob pics

her:he was like "put your phone on vibrate and i'll call you"

me:thats right up there with the kinda shit i get away with
/fail

her:and i was like "wowww thats really ghetto. vibrators are great inventions, my friend"

me:rofl
nice
what did he say to that?

her:just "oooo"

me:clearly a noob with the female sex

her:my theory: he associated the fact that i own 'sex toys' to being experienced. he began feeling even more insecure

me:first off
i dont wanna know about your vibrator
2nd.... do you know how many women have them? just about every single one ever
3rd
how old is this kid?

her:sorry- unavoidable part of the theory
2- i know but clearly he is not aware they exist and expected me to use a phone?
3- hes 22
i went to hs with him

meii
what does he do/

her:went to film/music school for film production and then got his masters in entertainment business.
he lives in shelton/brooklyn

me:is this the kid that went to school in florida?

her:and works like job to job as he gets them for production companies
yeah
wait
you're thinking my best friend dan

me:idk?

her:who also went to this school

mek

her:the school is like ALL guys and lesbians, first of all

me:hes prolly gay

her:all i know about his sex life is he got a blow from a girl lauren deluzio in hs
and he fucked a stripper at a strip club
apparently

me:yea the fuck right
unless he paid for it

heraid

me:HAHAHAHAHA
What a fucking asshole

her:6:58pm
i dont even know if thats true
i heard that from his best friend tho
but yeah- so im guessing he doesn;t get mcuch
he also told me once that he used to heat up banana peels in the microwave and masturbate into them

me:.................
wtf?

her:lol yeaaaaaa
im staying at his apartment in March for a night
im just really hoping he'll do me.


Yep... shes still messaging me, if anything weird pops up again ill be more then happy to share it some more.

[ghosthi32]

csb

[aretardedorange]

A+ thread will read again

[CollinsE90]

she wants you, hoping you will start saying, "well he is a bitch I wouldnt do that, or I would of already did it blah blah blah"

[Elie335]

man, seems you're fvcking bored chatting with a no-LIFE ugly whore and giving her advices... lol, but that was gold:

Originally Posted by Wakka

me:first off
i dont wanna know about your vibrator
2nd.... do you know how many women have them? just about every single one ever
3rd
how old is this kid?

[TK-421]

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

she wants you, hoping you will start saying, "well he is a bitch I wouldnt do that, or I would of already did it blah blah blah"

^dude speaks da truf. Fatty wants your cream. She also sounds desperate because she still keeps in contact with him.

[HoustonGuy]

OP - why are you talking to this "fat girl" again?

[SchlauCow]

You could bag her (pending how your face looks).

[JayKay335i]

Read a few lines. You fuck fat chicks. Cool story bro. We wont judge your horrible whaling tastes.

[Year's_End]

ahh good read

suits my current hyper ADD mood right now

[TK-421]

Originally Posted by Nikkahtropolis

ahh good read

suits my current hyper ADD mood right now

i swear, we are somehow related. i got into it and everything

[Wakka]

To those saying she wants my 'cream'. Obviously she does... can you not see how badly this girl is reeking of 'Im desperate'?

2nd... I was playing wow, she FB messaged me, i answered. posted it here for you all to see.

3rd... she comes to me with her guy problems, because out of all her friends im the only one that gets consistent pussy. And no i dont do fat chicks. Some ugly ones here and there... but no fatties.

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Originally Posted by Wakka

To those saying she wants my 'cream'. Obviously she does... can you not see how badly this girl is reeking of 'Im desperate'?

2nd... I was playing wow, she FB messaged me, i answered. posted it here for you all to see.

3rd... she comes to me with her guy problems, because out of all her friends im the only one that gets consistent pussy. And no i dont do fat chicks. Some ugly ones here and there... but no fatties.

*buzzer*Try again

[jhv]

Originally Posted by TK-421

i swear, we are somehow related. i got into it and everything

you should ask him out on a date or something

[TK-421]

Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

*buzzer*Try again

LOL

[Wakka]

Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

*buzzer*Try again

you're absolutely right... someone who plays wow every now and then stands no chance in getting pussy. Sorry bro. Idc what you think i have no reason to lie to you.

anyway she added some more which i thought was funny:

her:it boggles my mind how i cant even get this kid. not too fortunate looking, lacks swagger with ladies

(She isnt anything to write home about i almost fell out of my chair laughing.)

me:lol
thats rude
why would you want that then?

7:13pm
her:i often wonder--- i liked him for like 2 years. hes goofy but kind of awkward like i am so i found it endearing. but now its purely physical. no emotional ties. socially he pisses me off and i find myself disgusted by his conversation wtih people but for some reason i just want to do him

this bitch got some serious problems IMO

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Originally Posted by Wakka

you're absolutely right... someone who plays wow every now and then stands no chance in getting pussy. Sorry bro. Idc what you think i have no reason to lie to you.

anyway she added some more which i thought was funny:

her:it boggles my mind how i cant even get this kid. not too fortunate looking, lacks swagger with ladies

(She isnt anything to write home about i almost fell out of my chair laughing.)

me:lol
thats rude
why would you want that then?

7:13pm
her:i often wonder--- i liked him for like 2 years. hes goofy but kind of awkward like i am so i found it endearing. but now its purely physical. no emotional ties. socially he pisses me off and i find myself disgusted by his conversation wtih people but for some reason i just want to do him

this bitch got some serious problems IMO

you know how you can tell people are lying? they talk too much.

Come on, admit it. You added some much needed protein to chubby girl's diet...

[Wakka]

I'll openly admit, i have fucked a 'chubby' girl before. no shame in it at all man.

However this girl i am talking to in this thread is like... well shes fuckin huge honestly.

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Originally Posted by Wakka

I'll openly admit, i have fucked a 'chubby' girl before. no shame in it at all man.

However this girl i am talking to in this thread is like... well shes fuckin huge honestly.

people of walmart material?

[SchlauCow]

what an interesting situation. she's very insecure yet resigned to her fate. she attempts to put the 'tall, fat and hairy' guy on a lower level, because she realizes that he won't go for her but somehow she thinks she's better than that. she complains to you to get some justification that she's not a bottom feeder, and you concede a little to make her happy. you enjoy entertaining her and teasing her in a way because it boosts your confidence (though not that much since you get consistent pussy). that's kind of how i read it.

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Originally Posted by SchlauCow

what an interesting situation. she's very insecure yet resigned to her fate. she attempts to put the 'tall, fat and hairy' guy on a lower level, because she realizes that he won't go for her but somehow she thinks she's better than that. she complains to you to get some justification that she's not a bottom feeder, and you concede a little to make her happy. you enjoy entertaining her and teasing her in a way because it boosts your confidence (though not that much since you get consistent pussy). that's kind of how i read it.

tell us about his childhood too