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      06-20-2021, 04:47 PM   #5743
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I confess that I really, really hate it when sound engineers add "click click" sounds whenever someone draws/points a pistol or rifle in television shows and movies. That is not reality. I also hate it when cops or criminals in movies rack the slide when they confront one another. That doesn't happen either. The shit is already hot in the holster (…or the belt line).
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      06-20-2021, 08:10 PM   #5744
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1999? LOL. Dude do u have any new york t shirts with the twin towers still standing?
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      06-21-2021, 04:38 AM   #5746
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Did one of the males here encountered an unintentional slip of the balls outside of the underpants...and then squeeze them at putting down the thighs?
I confess, that this was an unexpected moment of immediate pain at the gym during lat-pulling and I was short before passing out - and I wont tell the other guys what happens.
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      06-21-2021, 07:56 AM   #5747
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Did one of the males here encountered an unintentional slip of the balls outside of the underskirt...and then squeeze them at putting down the thighs?
I confess, that this was an unexpected moment of immediate pain at the gym during lat-pulling and I was short before passing out - and I wont tell the other guys what happens.
Now THAT is painful.
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1999? LOL. Dude do u have any new york t shirts with the twin towers still standing?
You're the same age as my oldest son.
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      06-21-2021, 09:19 AM   #5749
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1999? LOL. Dude do u have any new york t shirts with the twin towers still standing?
You're the same age as my oldest son.
Lucky i want a son. Isnt it better than a daughter
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Lucky i want a son. Isnt it better than a daughter
They both have their pros and cons. Girls will always be Daddy's little girl regardless of age. Will make it a point to spend time with you. Boys are fun when they are younger, after they become adults, they don't give a shit about you as a parent, just come around when they need something.
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Lucky i want a son. Isnt it better than a daughter
They both have their pros and cons. Girls will always be Daddy's little girl regardless of age. Will make it a point to spend time with you. Boys are fun when they are younger, after they become adults, they don't give a shit about you as a parent, just come around when they need something.
RIP thats me kinda LOL but i do stuff for my dad. I wanna take him autoX and fishing soon.
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I dont understand dang3r
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      06-21-2021, 10:26 AM   #5753
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I confess that most times, I actually DO understand dang3r. It's a near form of Lups dialect.
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Replay my story intentionally and go through it, then it should be clear even for you though.
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Replay my story intentionally and go through it, then it should be clear even for you though.
Oooo - a sassy German!

I like this. Now, where is my popcorn.
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I like this. Now, where is my popcorn.
He's in a good mood because their national team beat Portugal at the Euros this past weekend.
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Replay my story intentionally and go through it, then it should be clear even for you though.
Okay you wear a skirt and have balls?
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.... it's troubling me to read stories about the state of the airline industry right now, in particular American Airlines having to cancel hundreds of flights this weekend due to personnel shortages and maintenance issues. I never fly AA but can't help but think similar situations will occur for the other majors as well.
How about the insane cost of flights?!? It pisses me off because those bastards have been bailed out numerous times and they always find a way to stick it to you. Just frustrated.
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I like this. Now, where is my popcorn.
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He's in a good mood because their national team beat Portugal at the Euros this past weekend.
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Okay you wear a skirt and have balls?
Stop pulling the one armed bandit, dude. I meant for sure underpants, but okay, this jokes' on me.
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Now I'm playing a slot machine?
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Now I'm playing a slot machine?
I'm glad you're following, cause I'm still playing catch up. But I'll get there. Slow and steady wins the race. Least according to fairy tales. Which might in itself be a problem right there.
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I confess that I really, really hate it when sound engineers add "click click" sounds whenever someone draws/points a pistol or rifle in television shows and movies. That is not reality. I also hate it when cops or criminals in movies rack the slide when they confront one another. That doesn't happen either. The shit is already hot in the holster (…or the belt line).
I love in video games where they re-rack the firearm everytime you equip it
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This is an odd one, but guys who belong to a rifle range can probably relate. I have a Russian made AK (Izhmash) and I absolutely adore it. Anyway, the old guys at the rifle range do not appreciate the "commie rifle", but they always seem to have a WW2 mauser... Funny how that works.

I get a kick out of their faces when they see the Russian flag sticker on the rifle case. TBF, I have a flag for the country of origin for all my rifle cases because it makes it easy to know which one I want to grab when I go to the range. I use the same style case for all of them.
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I confess that it makes me cackle like a child when one of my ex-lovers calls after over four months of no contact, and when a return call is made, she proceeds to tell me it was an "accident" and my number wasn't saved on her phone (….soooooo, how did you 'butt dial' me then?!?). The call was ended promptly, but now she's texting. Thirty minutes into the conversation I'm learning she's having issues with her current dude. Uhhhhh yeah. She just wanted to re-engage because she's likely on the outs with him.
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