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Originally Posted by Dino GT

The only sports I play now a days is little poker online . I used to play soccer when I was younger. Playing poker is much better for me, I don't getting injured sitting on my desk chair

I honestly do play ping pong. Have been playing since I was about 11 or 12.

We used to go to the park on the weekends and these Korean men would be playing ping pong. They were really good, made some fantastic shots.

I hung around and they let me play after a while. I could never play as good as they could but I definitely learned from them.

[KevinC]

Originally Posted by ShopVac

Yeah - 1/2 the rednecks out there wouldn't eat raw hot dog.

No such thing as a raw hot dog - already cooked before packaging. Heat & eat.

[kscarrol]

Originally Posted by Murf the Surf

She has a very "authoritative grip" on that mic though. Might be the rum talkin'

Hmm… thinking Murf is into hands.

[spazzyfry123]

Originally Posted by Dino GT

Charcuterie at the beach ⛱️

I thought I was a genius! I did this exact thing on a lake vacation for my daughter. So nice to keep a bunch of things contained - and no shit, I used that identical box. Same color and everything. We joked and called it the "Snackle Box."

Goes to show if you think of something, someone else already did.

[kscarrol]

Originally Posted by spazzyfry123

I thought I was a genius! I did this exact thing on a lake vacation for my daughter. So nice to keep a bunch of things contained - and no shit, I used that identical box. Same color and everything. We joked and called it the "Snackle Box."

Goes to show if you think of something, someone else already did.

Need to trademark the “snackle box” name!

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[unluky]

Originally Posted by oVeRdOsE.

My boss has season tix to the local pro soccer team. It's free drink and free food so of course I go when he calls and says "hey, someone bailed on me....." but it's.........soccer.

Anyway - in the box I have started loudly giving my opinions on how to make soccer more fun. Did I mention there were free drinks? So anyway the one the true fans agree with the most is where each team has 1 position fill by a grossly fat person - like minimum triple normal BMI size or something - but they have a bat. They are allowed to hit ANYONE with the ball. The are super fat and slow so it'll be like a NASCAR race waiting for the moons to align where someone has the ball and forgets to check where sluggo is.

The anticipation would add a whole new level to the game. Even if one team was 5 goals ahead......you'd still have something to be excited for.

[F87M2.]

True story

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Nice try buddy.

[kring]

I don't know if it's still this way for professional Soccer, but the biggest issue IMO is that there is no know length of the game. they start out at 90 minutes, then based on the referee's discretion they extend the game an unknown amount of time until the ref personally feels the game is to his satisfaction... often just long enough to break a tie, or allow a favorite team to score in undefined-overtime and tie things, a nudge to alter the outcome of the game.

that's not professional... is it still like that?

[unluky]

Originally Posted by kring

I don't know if it's still this way for professional Soccer, but the biggest issue IMO is that there is no know length of the game. they start out at 90 minutes, then based on the referee's discretion they extend the game an unknown amount of time until the ref personally feels the game is to his satisfaction... often just long enough to break a tie, or allow a favorite team to score in undefined-overtime and tie things, a nudge to alter the outcome of the game.

that's not professional... is it still like that?

I don't know - I get drunk before so I don't have to actually pay attention............

[Watching The World Burn]

Originally Posted by unluky

My boss has season tix to the local pro soccer team. It's free drink and free food so of course I go when he calls and says "hey, someone bailed on me....." but it's.........soccer.

Anyway - in the box I have started loudly giving my opinions on how to make soccer more fun. Did I mention there were free drinks? So anyway the one the true fans agree with the most is where each team has 1 position fill by a grossly fat person - like minimum triple normal BMI size or something - but they have a bat. They are allowed to hit ANYONE with the ball. The are super fat and slow so it'll be like a NASCAR race waiting for the moons to align where someone has the ball and forgets to check where sluggo is.

The anticipation would add a whole new level to the game. Even if one team was 5 goals ahead......you'd still have something to be excited for.

Lulz - I love the bat idea.

[Dino GT]

Signed copies $100.00 each...e-transfer only

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[KevinC]