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Mr Tonka · 04-04-2017, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

You do not drive something Italian.

Pinarello is definitely Italian. Yes, technically, i ride it. But in my defense, according to Belgie, riding is interchangeable with driving.

Mr Tonka · 04-04-2017, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Have you tried showing more skin?

Maybe less beard. Everyone is scared their computer is going to blow up when watching.

silvergray545 · 04-04-2017, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Maybe less beard. Everyone is scared their computer is going to blow up when watching.

You know what's sad? That was from November. I didn't cut the beard until March.

It was epic. And now I miss it.

bimmette · 04-04-2017, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

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I bet more people watched my track day video than yours

God damn leg humpers

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Biorin · 04-04-2017, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Maybe less beard. Everyone is scared their computer is going to blow up when watching.

Maybe more beard. Cater to the Hezbollah and ISIS enthusiast community.

Joekerr · 04-04-2017, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

You know what's sad? That was from November. I didn't cut the beard until March.

It was epic. And now I miss it.

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Maybe more beard. Cater to the Hezbollah and ISIS enthusiast community.

She has a point you know. I mean, clearly you are getting nowhere without the beard, and group acceptance is just one beard away. Just think - you could be loved.

I used to think the only forum member that might find one common interest with ISIS was UncleWede due to their shared love of goats (only for the delicious cheese they provide, nothing more of course), but now...I see someone with a love of beards.

All we need is a member with a penchant for blowing things up and if all three get in a room together, their combined qualities might make half of an ISIS fighter. Just be missing the screwed up ideology part.

Mr Tonka · 04-04-2017, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

She has a point you know. I mean, clearly you are getting nowhere without the beard, and group acceptance is just one beard away. Just think - you could be loved.

I used to think the only forum member that might find one common interest with ISIS was UncleWede due to their shared love of goats (only for the delicious cheese they provide, nothing more of course), but now...I see someone with a love of beards.

All we need is a member with a penchant for blowing things up and if all three get in a room together, their combined qualities might make half of an ISIS fighter. Just be missing the screwed up ideology part.

There isn't a true American man in this forum that doesn't like to blow things up.

The Choosey begger · 04-04-2017, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

God damn leg humpers

That's why i dont reveal on the forums that i'm hot chick.

silvergray545 · 04-04-2017, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

She has a point you know. I mean, clearly you are getting nowhere without the beard, and group acceptance is just one beard away. Just think - you could be loved.

I used to think the only forum member that might find one common interest with ISIS was UncleWede due to their shared love of goats (only for the delicious cheese they provide, nothing more of course), but now...I see someone with a love of beards.

All we need is a member with a penchant for blowing things up and if all three get in a room together, their combined qualities might make half of an ISIS fighter. Just be missing the screwed up ideology part.

Better watch it. Thanks to Tara, you Canadians are in bad standing right now.

The beard may make a comeback. But I would need until October-November to get it close to where it was before I cut it. Not sure if I want to spend all summer growing aka forever alone.

nyalpine90 · 04-04-2017, 12:17 PM

im a hot chic

Biorin · 04-04-2017, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

There isn't a true American man in this forum that doesn't like to blow things up.

And American girls! Gasoline + fire =

UncleWede · 04-04-2017, 12:37 PM

Wait it Lups and Axius with the major goat lovin

I'm more of a chick/poultry kinda van-driver

Joekerr · 04-04-2017, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Wait it Lups and Axius with the major goat lovin

I'm more of a chick/poultry kinda van-driver

My bad.

Any kind of poultry? For example, do you like roosters?

Joekerr · 04-04-2017, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Better watch it. Thanks to Tara, you Canadians are in bad standing right now.

But I have none of her assets. None.

I feel this is totally unfair being lumped in the same boat, with no redeeming features allowing me to exit said boat in the future.

Ahh, but wait, I just thought of one.

I currently possess a beard. And you, good sir, do not.

bimmette · 04-04-2017, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Better watch it. Thanks to Tara, you Canadians are in bad standing right now.

But I have none of her assets. None.

I feel this is totally unfair being lumped in the same boat, with no redeeming features allowing me to exit said boat in the future.

Ahh, but wait, I just thought of one.

I currently possess a beard. And you, good sir, do not.

Gasp! You forgot our shared talent, my fellow Canadian: grammar analness!

Joekerr · 04-04-2017, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Gasp! You forgot our shared talent, my fellow Canadian: grammar analness!

True, it is a shared talent, but one that is most likely to result in us being cast into the boat, rather than being helped out of it.

So I considered it to be somewhat of a hindrance, rather than a help.

silvergray545 · 04-04-2017, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

But I have none of her assets. None.

I feel this is totally unfair being lumped in the same boat, with no redeeming features allowing me to exit said boat in the future.

Ahh, but wait, I just thought of one.

I currently possess a beard. And you, good sir, do not.

You have none of her assets so that makes you even more worthless.

And I still have a beard. It's just no longer inches in length since I had the barber cut it down with a number 2. The last time I was clean shaven was in 2007-2008 ish. No plans on going back anytime soon.

shoei · 04-04-2017, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

But I have none of her assets. None.

I feel this is totally unfair being lumped in the same boat, with no redeeming features allowing me to exit said boat in the future.

Ahh, but wait, I just thought of one.

I currently possess a beard. And you, good sir, do not.

You have none of her assets so that makes you even more worthless.

And I still have a beard. It's just no longer inches in length since I had the barber cut it down with a number 2. The last time I was clean shaven was in 2007-2008 ish. No plans on going back anytime soon.

Lot of bravado coming out of your part of the country... Your mom must've told you that you are special today?

F87LUV · 04-04-2017, 01:37 PM

ASBSECU E93 · 04-04-2017, 01:44 PM

Sorry - what'd I miss??

Been occupied with trolling all the Dook fans since 11:00 PM last night...

silvergray545 · 04-04-2017, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Lot of bravado coming out of your part of the country... Your mom must've told you that you are special today?

Fuck off, shoei. So what if she dropped off a cupcake for me at work today.

Mr Tonka · 04-04-2017, 01:53 PM

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Fuck off, shoei. So what if she dropped off a cupcake for me at work today.

I think i'd rather live in Ohio than California.

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