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      12-13-2019, 12:10 AM   #24883
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He's gonna be on a boat out to sea... Just sayin', future FIL !!
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      12-13-2019, 12:37 AM   #24884
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He's gonna be on a boat out to sea... Just sayin', future FIL !!
MK, just give me the word
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      12-13-2019, 12:53 AM   #24885
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If you take out shoei we can split his stuff.
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But after I take your daughter out first, right? Netflix and chill?

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But after I take your daughter out first, right? Netflix and chill?

I'll be there too.
With my little friend. (S. Face, Circa 1983)
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But after I take your daughter out first, right? Netflix and chill?

I'll be there too.
With my little friend. (S. Face, Circa 1983)
I thought your ex-wife took your "lil friend"??
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My divorce cost me $1500.
Mine cost me some PI fees. Less than $300 I think. The lawyer was a friend. I had a video of her entrusting the alcoholic neighbor who she got with after I left her to pick my daughter up. He was "between" jobs, had a fridge in his garage, and after a whole day of drinking went and picked up my daughter and his kids from school in the afternoon!

Once I had that evidence, I was granted full custody. She was even going to have to pay me for child support although it was menial. I told the judge I didn't want/need her money.

So since she was 6, it was just me and my daughter. I think she was 13 when I remarried. She's the best thing that ever happened to me!
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How does that guy poop with no ass crack?
He literally lost his ass in divorce court.
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In other news, I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
Um, Thanks? OH, you mean the guy on the bike!
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Ford Offers free driver training to Shelby GT500 owners

It's about time!

https://driving.ca/ford/shelby-gt500...-gt500-owners/

If you buy a Shelby Mustang GT500, it’s understood you love speed. With 760 horsepower on tap from the 5.2-litre supercharged V8, it’s sure to be a handful.

Perhaps too much of a handful for most of the folks who might put one in their garage, we dare say, but Ford has a plan to fix that.

Buyers of the 2020 GT500 will receive a free driving instruction course at Ford’s Performance Racing School at Charlotte Motor Speedway in Concord, North Carolina.

The course will feature road course and drag strip training, and drivers will be taught about cornering, braking, launching and using the vehicle’s various drive modes to their fullest extent.

Ford will provide the vehicles, so owners won’t need to worry about bringing their own; they will have to find a way to the track by themselves, however.

“With its supercar-level powertrain, the all-new Shelby GT500 takes Mustang to a performance level once reserved only for exotics,” said Dave Pericak, Ford director of enterprise product line management.

“We’ve set a new standard among American performance cars with our most powerful street-legal V8 to date, plus the quickest-shifting transmission ever in a Mustang for all-out precision and speed.”

Pericak calls the course, GT500 Track Attack, “absolutely essential in helping owners understand how to get the most out of their cars.”

Along with the GT500 training, there will also be a second day of pure driving, if owners wish to indulge themselves with a base model Mustang GT.
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