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      12-19-2017, 08:05 AM   #133
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no shit Billious was banned again?!?!
Billup gone again? What will his next user name be!
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I think this guy must use 2 hands (or 4).

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/518095...t-a-reduction/
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I think this guy must use 2 hands (or 4).

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/518095...t-a-reduction/
Great Scott!! Some things can not be unseen or unread.
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Sorry my Canuck friend. I feel the same way about the Hope Solo vagina pics. Horrific.
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Great Scott!! Some things can not be unseen or unread.
thx for the heads-up
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      12-21-2017, 08:43 AM   #144
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Sorry my Canuck friend. I feel the same way about the Hope Solo vagina pics. Horrific.
Nothing horseradish and ah jus can't fix
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LOL! You obviously know the ones I'm talking about. And she's going to run for US Soccer Federation president. Now, that's a joke.
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I think this guy must use 2 hands (or 4).

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/518095...t-a-reduction/
His situation looks NOT healthy !
When the gringo gets a serious erection , it's really bad for him by lack of blood in his brain !
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      12-21-2017, 02:55 PM   #147
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no shit Billious was banned again?!?!
Guy was a piece of shit anyways. Serves him right!

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Probably something very inconspicuous.
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      01-30-2019, 10:55 AM   #149
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There is no rule against whacking off on your date. If they fall asleep its fair game.
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A.) No one likes a braggart
B.) If you aren't jacking it in front of her, she will leave you for a man that will

Pro-tip: Break in to her home. Find her panty drawer. Strip down completely naked. Cover yourself in a sea of her undergarments in plain view of the main point of access to her home, preferably the sofa in the great room. Time your whoopery to where she comes home and finds you pleasuring yourself to her undergarments. She will find this to be an extreme turn on and she will want to forever be your sex slave. In the event that she acts upset, ignore her. She will most likely scream at you and tell you to get out. Again, ignore her and keep going; this will only arouse her more.

Thank me later......and keep us posted on the outcome please.
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      01-30-2019, 03:29 PM   #154
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