Which human attribute do you fixate on? (Take 2)

JamesWWIII · 06-25-2018, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Please help me, I already cut 8 inches of annyoing hair away and soon my hair will not cover titties when needed.

Covering titties is never "needed".

I'll show myself out now...

MKSixer · 06-25-2018, 05:44 PM

Back from a crazy day. More on my original post.

Intelligence and sense of humor are critical. I know this one has the potential to be pretty special because the first words she said to me were, "Listen, I'm not sure how this happened but do you realize the doors on your car are installed incorrectly?", with a perfectly straight face. We did an impromptu sketch about this which lasted about 15 minutes without breaking character. When we finally did we were both dying laughing. We've been having a ball since then. It also doesn't hurt that she's a former bikini model.

MKSixer · 06-25-2018, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

It's just so much easier to roll with it than fight it.

signed,
Wade

Fire them before they quit. Words to live by concerning hair for men.

Lups · 06-25-2018, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Back from a crazy day. More on my original post.

Intelligence and sense of humor are critical. I know this one has the potential to be pretty special because the first words she said to me were, "Listen, I'm not sure how this happened but do you realize the doors on your car are installed incorrectly?", with a perfectly straight face. We did an impromptu sketch about this which lasted about 15 minutes without breaking character. When we finally did we were both dying laughing. We've been having a ball since then. It also doesn't hurt that she's a former bikini model.

Now we all are wondering if you ever caught on that she wasn't playing.

It's okay. There's no shame to be boob comatosed at times.

MKSixer · 06-25-2018, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Now we all are wondering if you ever caught on that she wasn't playing.

It's okay. There's no shame to be boob comatosed at times.

I'm hypnotized by all of her. No shame here.

kscarrol · 06-25-2018, 06:26 PM

"boob comatosed" I have learned my new word for the day!

Edit: While I have been afflicted with this disease many times, I was not aware of the proper medical term!

Lups · 06-25-2018, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

I'm hypnotized by all of her. No shame here.

You're also a good sport also to spar with. We old goats need to teach the beauty queens here how to support each other.

If I find my hat, I will put it on, then lift it a bit in your honor.

MKSixer · 06-25-2018, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by kscarrol

"boob comatosed" I have learned my new word for the day!

You learned the word but I know you're familiar with the condition.

Lups · 06-25-2018, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by kscarrol

"boob comatosed" I have learned my new word for the day!

Edit: While I have been afflicted with this disease many times, I was not aware of the proper medical term!

This is why this forum needs female members! Women can teach you things about your conditions!

BTW, if this one lasts for more than four hours, I'm in no way responsible for the issues that'll follow.

kscarrol · 06-25-2018, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

You learned the word but I know you're familiar with the condition.

Oh yes! My post above has been edited...

MKSixer · 06-25-2018, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

You're also a good sport also to spar with. We old goats need to teach the beauty queens here how to support each other.

If I find my hat, I will put it on, then lift it a bit in your honor.

And then a martini or beer in Europe. Had a death the family last week and the internment was today. Getting back to normal this evening.

MKSixer · 06-25-2018, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by kscarrol

Oh yes! My post above has been edited...

I'll be back down in MSY next week and will reach out to you. Getting back to normal today.

Lups · 06-25-2018, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

And then a martini or beer in Europe. Had a death the family last week and the internment was today. Getting back to normal this evening.

I'm here if you need to chat old pall. I'm sorry for your loss.

MKSixer · 06-25-2018, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I'm here if you need to chat old pall. I'm sorry for your loss.

Thanks. I appreciate it.

kscarrol · 06-25-2018, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

I'll be back down in MSY next week and will reach out to you. Getting back to normal today.

Sounds good! Sorry to hear about your loss, never easy.

Around all next week, you have my number...

Never_Enough · 06-25-2018, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Not with a straw.

Don't be a pussy

UglyBuzzard · 06-25-2018, 08:44 PM

How about no bulge in the crotch

jgoens · 06-25-2018, 09:29 PM

I can't even vote (not like anybody cares) because it is too complicated. This is maybe the most difficult poll yet. In general..I love great legs and ass..but if the face is ugly as hell its hard to get past. But someone who is damn pretty but has a body that needs to get it in the gym for a year is in the same spot. And then you got the cool as hell girl who just isn't attractive...so? Basically...you guys know it.......I'm not going to say it.

well..I am.

You can't have a perfectly hot woman with an awesome personality.

denial.

jgoens · 06-25-2018, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

I'll draw first blood.

I think it evolves based on the woman in view at the time. I tend to lean to the woman's strength. I'm now divorced and single again and my current friend has an amazing bum and fantastic personality and gorgeous face. (5'3", 115)

Well..your the 2nd most interesting guy on the forum so you should have good luck.

MKSixer · 06-25-2018, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by jgoens

Well..your the 2nd most interesting guy on the forum so you should have good luck.

Hey! My nickname at the last company I worked at was Dos Equis. No joking.

1MOREMOD · 06-25-2018, 09:55 PM

Butt cuz they can buy the boobs

MKSixer · 06-25-2018, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Butt cuz they can buy the boobs

Well...

View Poll Results: What's your pleasure
Breast	33	36.26%
Legs	16	17.58%
Butt	45	49.45%
Face	45	49.45%
Personality	24	26.37%
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