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      08-15-2008, 01:10 AM   #23
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piitb. case solved. thanks horatio cane!
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      08-17-2008, 03:35 PM   #24
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      08-17-2008, 03:50 PM   #25
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what happened to falcon punch!!! lol

i remember someone here had a sig like dat
thats PAKMAN http://www.e90post.com/forums/member.php?u=11381
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      08-17-2008, 09:24 PM   #26
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my buddy just broke with his girlfriend who he has been with for over five years. My friends and I were thinking about all pitching in and hiring him an escort. Anyone ever hired one? Know any good ones in Miami?
Google the word "Eros" and you will find a a wesbite for escort services in every city in the world.........have a friend who has used it and was VERY PLEASED. Not my thing, so I can't vouch for it other than to say, I trust my friend and seen pics of the girls, very nice

EDIT: I see someone beat me to this two posts above me.
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      08-17-2008, 10:50 PM   #27
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not a good idea. what if ur friend gets an std? herpes goes right through latex.
That's why a friend of mine uses t-shirts
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      08-17-2008, 11:18 PM   #28
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just take him to a college party...
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      08-18-2008, 10:32 AM   #29
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Wipe your penis off with a wet nap when you are done. It kills 99.9% of germs in 30 sec.
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not a good idea. what if ur friend gets an std? herpes goes right through latex.
source?

You may want to do some fact checking before posting erroneous medical advise
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      08-18-2008, 09:18 PM   #31
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Wipe your penis off with a wet nap when you are done. It kills 99.9% of germs in 30 sec.


OMG...please tell me you are joking...no wonder so many STI's...too much misinformation...
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      08-18-2008, 09:21 PM   #32
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just tell your friend to suck it up and stop making women so important to his happiness.
+1...that being said...my new M IS important to my happiness...
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      08-19-2008, 11:13 AM   #33
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      08-19-2008, 09:22 PM   #34
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what happened to falcon punch!!! lol

i remember someone here had a sig like dat
I found another one...
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      08-19-2008, 09:28 PM   #35
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not a good idea. what if ur friend gets an std? herpes goes right through latex.
boguuuuuus
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      08-19-2008, 09:33 PM   #36
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boguuuuuus
Tried it?
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      08-19-2008, 09:34 PM   #37
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what happened to falcon punch!!! lol

i remember someone here had a sig like dat
+1, yea, i forgot who it is FALCON PUNCH
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      08-19-2008, 09:39 PM   #38
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Tried it?
absolutely
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I wish I had friends like this!
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      08-20-2008, 08:48 AM   #40
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not a good idea. what if ur friend gets an std? herpes goes right through latex.
That reminds me of those old Zip-Lock bag commercials, where they'd test the "yellow & blue seal" against the competitor. So I guess zip-lock should make condoms? (I forgot where I was going with this... something to do with locking in flavor and freshness or something...? )
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I wish I had friends like this!
QFT
my friends are selfish bastards when it comes to chix...
even if they are in a relationship, they keep them for themselves because what if
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Hmmm interesting thread, going from escorts to STD's and falcon punching lol.
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