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silvergray545 · 10-24-2016, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by InternetFame

Claro que si entonces.

I don't speak Spanish. But I should learn for reasons you already know. Lol

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Originally Posted by shockin330i

shockin330i · 10-24-2016, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I don't speak Spanish. But I should learn for reasons you already know. Lol

silvergray545 · 10-24-2016, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by shockin330i

I like this guy. He doesn't get butt hurt like 98% of OT does.

InternetFame · 10-24-2016, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I like this guy. He doesn't get butt hurt like 98% of OT does.

He's been around awhile, too. They should rename the board Menstrual Alliance or some shit.

shockin330i · 10-24-2016, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I like this guy. He doesn't get butt hurt like 98% of OT does.

Some people are just weak...

Aatish · 10-24-2016, 11:38 AM

My nipples are hard af right now.

shockin330i · 10-24-2016, 11:38 AM

Cold? Or just excited?

1MOREMOD · 10-24-2016, 11:39 AM

Gross bro

Aatish · 10-24-2016, 11:40 AM

I should wear a thicker jacket...and shirt...

RJ_ · 10-24-2016, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I should were a thicker jacket...and shirt...

So what you're saying is you don't have a shirt on?

Aatish · 10-24-2016, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

So what you're saying is you don't have a shirt on?

Well...um...technically I have a coat. Like a coat of fur.

shockin330i · 10-24-2016, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Well...um...technically I have a coat. Like a coat of fur.

I can't even grow a 5 oclock shadow..

InternetFame · 10-24-2016, 11:55 AM

Omg

///M Power-Belgium · 10-24-2016, 11:55 AM

Well...How can I tell this ?

Last week a lot of people got gastroenteritis (stomach flu),it's actually a kinda viral beast that hits whole Belgium with shit !
And it started like this with me...

Today at work my stomach was making loud embarrassing noises...you know in front of people it's not really funny !
Finally when I saw someone approaching...I just walked away to avoid a ashamed situation !
Let us say it was a cat and mouse game...

First I thought I got too much proteine shakes , but no ! When I came home from work it really began !
So in the last 2 hours I ran 5-6 times to the toilet , and Ohhh... Christ the stomach cramps are not funny !

So I took with water ...
1x Zantac 300mg
2x Imodium
2x Norit 200mg

Because I need to leave for work tomorrow morning 4:30-AM .
So... for the moment I don't know the difference of a loud fart or a real shit !
That's why I don't take risks and run always to the toilet , and I can tell you guys for the moment I sound like a dirty pig on the toilet !

My sweetie called me already 4 times in the last 3 hours , and she wants to come over to help me ...
I said to her no way ! How can you help me on the toilet ?!?!
And the risk is too high that she gets the shit too !

I'm really sorry guys because I know this sounds really disgusting !
Oughhh feel the cramps again....Need to run to the toilet again , hoping it's only a fart !!!

I'm really sorry guys...

UncleWede · 10-24-2016, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by shockin330i

I can't even grow a 5 oclock shadow..

Free ticket to Wede's Van-o-rama

InternetFame · 10-24-2016, 11:56 AM

Phil, that doesn't sound pleasant.

Aatish · 10-24-2016, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Well...How can I tell this ?

Last week a lot of people got gastroenteritis (stomach flu),it's actually a kinda viral beast that hits whole Belgium with shit !
And it started like this with me...

Today at work my stomach was making loud embarrassing noises...you know in front of people it's not really funny !
Finally when I saw someone approaching...I just walked away to avoid a ashamed situation !
Let us say it was a cat and mouse game...

First I thought I got too much proteine shakes , but no ! When I came home from work it really began !
So in the last 2 hours I ran 5-6 times to the toilet , and Ohhh... Christ the stomach cramps are not funny !

So I took with water ...
1x Zantac 300mg
2x Imodium
2x Norit 200mg

Because I need to leave for work tomorrow morning 4:30-AM .
So... for the moment I don't know the difference of a loud fart or a real shit !
That's why I don't take risks and run always to the toilet , and I can tell you guys for the moment I sound like a dirty pig on the toilet !

My sweetie called me already 4 times in the last 3 hours , and she wants to come over to help me ...
I said to her no way ! How can you help me on the toilet ?!?!
And the risk is too high that she gets the shit too !

I'm really sorry guys because I know this sounds really disgusting !
Oughhh feel the cramps again....Need to run to the toilet again , hoping it's only a fart !!!

I'm really sorry guys...

Get well soon Philippe!

Banana Hammock · 10-24-2016, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

My nipples are hard af right now.

Don't move around too much. You might end up poking a hole through your shirt.

RJ_ · 10-24-2016, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Well...um...technically I have a coat. Like a coat of fur.

Ah, 'tis now sweater weather. Let the manscaping hibernate until spring time.

///M Power-Belgium · 10-24-2016, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by InternetFame

Phil, that doesn't sound pleasant.

Yeah...This time I was very lucky , it were only 4-5 loud farts on the toilet ...
The damn virus feels like a vulcano in my intestines !
Thanks for the concern brother !

Aatish · 10-24-2016, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

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Originally Posted by Aatish

My nipples are hard af right now.

Don't move around too much. You might end up poking a hole through your shirt.

Keep them in a nice sheath (coat of hair)

///M Power-Belgium · 10-24-2016, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Get well soon Philippe!

Thank you my friend Bhai !

And I hope I can make it for tomorrow morning 4:30 AM , Oughhhh ..

I was thinking about a cork !

No , on a serious note ...I'll take 2 more Imodium's before I go to sleep this evening .
I'm hungry for the moment , but I don't dare to eat ...Otherwise it's vulcano again !

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10-24-2016, 11:55 AM	#41219
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10-24-2016, 11:55 AM	#41220
///M Power-Belgium General 63420 Rep 24,687 Posts Drives: ///M3-E92-DCT Silverstone II Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Belgium iTrader: (0)	Well...How can I tell this ? Last week a lot of people got gastroenteritis (stomach flu),it's actually a kinda viral beast that hits whole Belgium with shit ! And it started like this with me... Today at work my stomach was making loud embarrassing noises...you know in front of people it's not really funny ! Finally when I saw someone approaching...I just walked away to avoid a ashamed situation ! Let us say it was a cat and mouse game... First I thought I got too much proteine shakes , but no ! When I came home from work it really began ! So in the last 2 hours I ran 5-6 times to the toilet , and Ohhh... Christ the stomach cramps are not funny ! So I took with water ... 1x Zantac 300mg 2x Imodium 2x Norit 200mg Because I need to leave for work tomorrow morning 4:30-AM . So... for the moment I don't know the difference of a loud fart or a real shit ! That's why I don't take risks and run always to the toilet , and I can tell you guys for the moment I sound like a dirty pig on the toilet ! My sweetie called me already 4 times in the last 3 hours , and she wants to come over to help me ... I said to her no way ! How can you help me on the toilet ?!?! And the risk is too high that she gets the shit too ! I'm really sorry guys because I know this sounds really disgusting ! Oughhh feel the cramps again....Need to run to the toilet again , hoping it's only a fart !!! I'm really sorry guys... __________________ "MAX VERSTAPPEN" IS THE 2021+2022+2023 F1 WORLD CHAMPION - #UnLeashTheLion BPM DEV-Tune & DCT Software-Tune & Servotronic & coding ///Alpine HID Angeleyes ///Oem.exhaust mod.
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10-24-2016, 11:56 AM	#41222
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