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      12-18-2015, 08:43 AM   #18327
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I guess dont knock it until you try it.
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      12-18-2015, 08:48 AM   #18328
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I guess dont knock it until you try it.
You might be surprised. If the giver knows what they're doing makes a big difference too.
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      12-18-2015, 08:51 AM   #18329
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Am I the only anal virgin on here?
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      12-18-2015, 09:21 AM   #18330
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I guess dont knock it until you try it.
///m fest it is!
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      12-18-2015, 09:42 AM   #18331
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Am I the only anal virgin on here?
Some of the males probably are also.
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      12-18-2015, 09:43 AM   #18332
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"ASK A GUY ANYTHING"

What is a man's fascination with a woman's poop shoot???
Once you know what it does and how to work it, the fascination goes away. It then becomes another go-to in a man's tool box that increases you're pleasure level.

For some women it's an erogenous zone all day long. For most, it becomes an erogenous zone after you're stimulated elsewhere.

Like Ax and Jim said, most don't like getting jackhammered in the ass, but but a finger or two at the right time goes a long way. Though some of us have well to do fingers, so one generally suffices.


Next time you're at it with someone you trust, just have him give you some gentile circles around the rim about half way through the deed. Have him build up to just some pressure without penetration before and during climax.

I think i speak for all of us when i say, we all bet you'll like it.
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      12-18-2015, 09:57 AM   #18333
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Once you know what it does and how to work it, the fascination goes away. It then becomes another go-to in a man's tool box that increases you're pleasure level.

For some women it's an erogenous zone all day long. For most, it becomes an erogenous zone after you're stimulated elsewhere.

Like Ax and Jim said, most don't like getting jackhammered in the ass, but but a finger or two at the right time goes a long way. Though some of us have well to do fingers, so one generally suffices.


Next time you're at it with someone you trust, just have him give you some gentile circles around the rim about half way through the deed. Have him build up to just some pressure without penetration before and during climax.

I think i speak for all of us when i say, we all bet you'll like it.
SugarSkulls You got all that?
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      12-18-2015, 09:57 AM   #18334
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      12-18-2015, 09:58 AM   #18335
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SugarSkulls You got all that?
You're gonna have to wait until M-fest??!!?!
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      12-18-2015, 09:59 AM   #18336
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SugarSkulls You got all that?
So what, I'm coming to Nola for NYE for nothing?



Pffft, mind changed, going to Miami.
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      12-18-2015, 10:05 AM   #18337
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So what, I'm coming to Nola for NYE for nothing?



Pffft, mind changed, going to Miami.
You never sent me your confirmation. I can't wait around forever! I'm aging like milk here!
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      12-18-2015, 10:11 AM   #18338
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You never sent me your confirmation. I can't wait around forever! I'm aging like milk here!
I like to be fashionably late no matter what the instance. Adds mystery.


I'm leaning towards yes, I just need to make sure I have some things taken care of before it's "definite".
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      12-18-2015, 10:42 AM   #18339
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You never sent me your confirmation. I can't wait around forever! I'm aging like milk here!
I like to be fashionably late no matter what the instance. Adds mystery.


I'm leaning towards yes, I just need to make sure I have some things taken care of before it's "definite".
Don't forget to include the meme Biorin used yesterday...
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      12-18-2015, 10:53 AM   #18340
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I like to be fashionably late no matter what the instance. Adds mystery.


I'm leaning towards yes, I just need to make sure I have some things taken care of before it's "definite".
Hey, festive avatar change
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      12-18-2015, 11:53 AM   #18341
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Hey, festive avatar change
Thanks! I love Christmas and blondes, and not many people appreciated my Christmas turd.
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      12-18-2015, 12:24 PM   #18342
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Am I the only anal virgin on here?
I doubt it......that you are an anal virgin I mean
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      12-18-2015, 12:53 PM   #18343
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not many people appreciated my Christmas turd.
People are dumb...
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      12-18-2015, 12:54 PM   #18344
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People are dumb...
Tell me about it. I got all kinds of PM's saying I'm a racist, a bigot, should take the turd down or they'll kill my dead grandmother, rape my dog I don't have, and shit on my front lawn.


It was just a Christmas turd for goodness sake.
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      12-18-2015, 01:02 PM   #18345
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Tell me about it. I got all kinds of PM's saying I'm a racist, a bigot, should take the turd down or they'll kill my dead grandmother, rape my dog I don't have, and shit on my front lawn.
So did you check your white privilege or will you continue microaggressing everyone who sent you a PM?
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      12-18-2015, 01:03 PM   #18346
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So did you check your white privilege or will you continue microaggressing everyone who sent you a PM?
Microagressing until I get home with a beer in my hand.


Then I'll macroagress the fuck out of them.
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      12-18-2015, 01:06 PM   #18347
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Microagressing until I get home with a beer in my hand.

Then I'll macroagress the fuck out of them.
Let me know if you need help, bud. My mind can be an angry factory.
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      12-18-2015, 02:35 PM   #18348
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Let me know if you need help, bud. My mind can be an angry factory.
Even though I don't need your help, I can always appreciate a teammate when making others feel their lives are meaningless sending them into a pit of despair.
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