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oh boy oh boy last night was funny.
first weekend in school, bars were pretty full. also a few of my friends were visiting from back home so we decided to head out. i had a tinder match i've been trying to meet up with, so i hit her up basically saying "hey i'm here come thru". she replies with "i'm here let's meet at the beer garden" so i go. keep in mind, it's a saturday night so it's pretty filled. she was not the hottest girl ever but definitely would stand out. i walk out there, and there's this girl looking around which I presumed was her based on her view of what she's wearing. NOT who I was expecting to see was her "friend". her friend was hot as shit dude, like jesus if she is a human being idfk what i am. anyway naturally my alcohol infused dick starts talking to her friend and not my match - she cock blocked me in a major way but it was fun talking to her & got her contact info so we'll see about tonight given tomorrow's off too... |
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I spent 8 years with a woman who was a sociopath with narcissistic tendencies. Had I been emotionally where I am now, it would have been much more fun. Then again if I was emotionally dead inside then, she wouldn't have stayed as she wouldn't have had anything to feast on and devour. Soulless bitch. :
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What are you, 14? Mini golf on a date is cool.....when you're in junior high school.
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Now allow me to teach you a little something. A date consisting of a light dinner and a few drinks (not sitting at a bar or a table in between you, having uncomfortable conversation whilst having drink after drink), again, light dinner, there isn't much in her stomach to absorb the alcohol, not a lot of drinks as I don't want a mess on my hands. Take her to a putt-putt course, why? 1- There aren't going to be quite so many alpha-male douches (such as yourself based off your comment) trying to hit on her. 2- This gets her physically & mentally involved in something aside from sitting across from you trying to come up with things to talk about. 3- Being physically active, yet not sweaty gets her body physically moving and endorphins flowing. Dancing? Sure if you like other guys trying to cut in and she ends up sweaty and gross before you get her home. 4- Let her win so she has something to rub in your face to joke about, women love this shit. 5- It reverts them mentally back to a simpler time in their life and prevents them from generating excessive levels of norepinephrine. This prevents them from going into fight or flight mode and makes them extremely comfortable around you. 6- It's quick and easy and leaves time to go back to my place for drinks, light conversation and music afterward. This 14 year old gets laid more often than you can imagine. My dates don't consist of "cool" or trying to impress the lady; my dates consist of fun, intelligent conversation and 90% of the time lots of sex.....reoccurring sex. Last edited by King Rudi; 09-05-2018 at 09:59 AM.. |
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Went out with this girl early this year who, on paper, was the perfect match for me. Same race, religion, profession, family background, beliefs, etc. I thought the date went well, we talked the entire time. Chemistry wasn't perfect but I was open to a 2nd date and texted her the next day. Never heard back.
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I always chuckle when I read profiles of women looking for a guy that does/likes everything they do. That's not how life works. Also, I want someone to compliment me. I don't want a version of myself with tits. It's what you DISLIKE with someone that matters, not you liking a bunch of the same crap. |
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So I had to say "Break from one night stands? Oh, ok." She never replied to that. Not surprising. I'm fine if you just wanna fuck. I love to fuck. However, just be an adult and say that's what you're after. Don't load your profile with bs or feed me bs in person. Next time a guy does that to you, remember who you are...hypocrites... |
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