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Just call me the walking dead.....
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09-12-2019, 01:12 PM | #24 |
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We visit places as much as possible, Spain particularly more than others, Madrid, Barcelona and Seville (10x) past 20 years
Seville is famous for its cuisine, bull fighting AND Flamenco 💃 I guess I liked it to much, when we flew back to boston I bought Mrs Miller a beautiful detailed (revealing) flamenco dress, thinking she would wear it for me and maybe mimic the dancers we seen on our last holiday ?!? Not the response I expected lol Theresa: I'm not dressing like a bar girl to get your rocks off! hmmm same color as that whore was wearing! The one you couldn't keep your eyes off of, Your sleeping on the sofa tonight We still go to Spain but no more flamenco shows lol |
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11-10-2021, 05:33 AM | #28 |
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So when my ex told me to go fuck myself, she just wanted me to live a healthier life!
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11-10-2021, 06:50 PM | #29 |
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More sex prevents heart attacks...
So from this theorem we can deduce:
1. If a newlywed keels over from a heart attack, you now know why. 2. If someone lives to be 105, you now know why. 3. If your neighbor had a heart transplant, well... 4. If you have a heart murmur, your doctor needs to have a talk with your other half, before it's too late.
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11-10-2021, 07:07 PM | #30 |
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5. Medicare will not pay for said services, even if your doctor writes a prescription!
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11-12-2021, 12:24 PM | #39 |
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It's been so long that I can't even remember who gets tied up any more.
Do you remember that TV pharma commercial with the disclaimer about not using if your heart isn't healthy enough? This guy, right here.....
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11-12-2021, 12:53 PM | #40 |
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Yes. The only sex that will save you is anal. And in order for it to be effective, you must be the recipient. Good luck buddy!
Not married, but basically am. Daily. Some days more than once. Everyone thinks they like to have a lot of sex until they meet someone who really likes to have a lot of sex. At this point, it's like showering, eating or going to the gym. The trick is keeping it anything but routine. |
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11-12-2021, 01:14 PM | #43 | |
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My best friend and I had this conversation a few weeks ago. He said he couldn't even remember the last time he and his wife had sex. YES!!! Too much of anything can be detrimental. I wouldn't say a specific number of occurrences/sessions as much as frequency and intensity. |
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