[collinsundberg]

As an American, you've probably heard of Buc-ee's - that famous gas station that's like heaven for road trippers. Do you wanna show your love for the good ol' USA? Do you wanna let the world see you're a free spirit?


Every American will recognize this beloved beaver.

If so, the I Took A Massive Shit In A Bucees Bathroom Shirt is perfect for you. With the cute Buc-ee beaver mascot, this tee celebrates how awesome it is to cruise down the open highway.

This T-shirt shows that you march to the beat of your own drum. You make your own path, and you aren't afraid to be a little impulsive. No maps or plans are needed for you! But most importantly, they’ll understand you are a child of America, through and through.

The I Took A Massive Shit In A Bucees Bathroom Shirt: A Bold Design With A Humorous Twist

1. The Phrase That You Can’t Look Away

This T-shirt can make anyone do a double-take. In big yellow letters, it says, "I took a massive dump in a Buc-ee's bathroom." You might think this phrase is so weird on so many levels. Who would admit such an explicit thing?

That weird phrase is meant to catch your eye. Because if you've been to Buc-ee's, you know their bathrooms are amazing. Those restrooms are always super clean, stocked with tons of toilet paper, and have so many stalls you never have to share.

This POD T-shirt was made to honor one of the most famous convenience stores in the US. Buc-ee's bathrooms are a traveler’s paradise. You can walk in and just let it rip without a care in the world. Next time nature calls on your drive, be sure to stop at Buc-ee's for that sweet, sweet bathroom bliss. This funny tee celebrates the freedom of relieving yourself in their spotless stalls.

2. The Iconic Buc-ee’s Mascot

At the center of the T-shirt, you will see the iconic mascot of the Buc-ee store. There he is: an adorable beaver baring his two buck teeth, surrounded by the bold phrase mentioned above.

From adults to kids, anyone would feel a sense of peace and joy when they see this design. The beaver’s smile is even more genuine than the Mona Lisa’s! Kids would love the mascot’s friendliness, and adults would feel nostalgic, because his face is etched in the hearts of many travelers in this country.

3. The Color Choices Make It Even Funnier

Aside from the mascot and the phrase, the T-shirt also uses a range of colors to emphasize the design’s message.

As you can see, the background of the shirt is completely black, in order to make the picture stand out vibrantly, and we have no choice but to pay attention to the message.

What’s more, the design uses some very “provocative” colors that remind us of the bathroom! The phrase “I took a massive shit in a Buc-ee’s bathroom” is printed in yellow, while the Buc-ee’s beaver has a brown fur. Do those two colors remind you of anything? Do you need to go “number 1” or “number 2”?

And finally, the beaver is wearing a bright red hat. Red is the color of danger and urgency, which describes exactly how we feel when Mother Nature calls. As a traveler, when you’ve driven for five or six hours non-stop, you are bound to have some “digestive” needs on the road. Once you’ve found a Buc-ee’s on the side of the road, no words can describe that happiness.

It’s amazing how much thought was given to such a humorous design. Together, the phrase, the mascot and the subtle colors, they all remind us of the beloved convenience store, as well as the traveling culture that only Americans have.


You are someone with a great love for the road.

What The I Took A Massive Shit In A Bucees Bathroom T Shirt Says About You

1. You Are A Proud Patriot And Buc-ee's Fan

By proudly wearing the I Took A Massive Shit In A Bucees Bathroom T Shirt on your chest, you show your allegiance to America and its best values.

America was a country founded by various peoples, and so, it represents the meaning of community and diversity. Being an American, you are blessed with the desire to travel, to wander along the country’s ever-expanding path.

Not to mention, Buc-ee is a convenience store founded over 40 years ago, so by wearing a Buc-ee T-shirt, you are showing respect for their dedication and services. Buc-ee deserves to be honored as any local landmark, and this design conveys your appreciation for one of the best facilities in America.

2. Adventurous And Fun-Loving Traveler

Because the I Took A Massive Shit In A Bucees Bathroom Shirt was made to honor a traveling rest stop, it also conveys your love for adventure. You are someone who longs to go into the unknown, to explore new horizons every day.

Whenever you go on a road trip, the itinerary is only for reference; you never intend to follow it step by step. Instead, you value the most surprising moments along the highway. For example, you asking for help with the broken-down car, or stopping for an emergency bathroom break - those are all memories to cherish for life. You revel in the most simple pleasures of life, and you love following your compulsions to see where they lead.

When anyone travels with you, they’d of course be a bit frustrated, but in the end, they admire you for giving them a good laugh. The T-shirt portrays you as someone who finds joy in surprises along the open road.

3. Loyal, Lighthearted, And Approachable

Because this T-shirt has a very flippant and tongue-in-cheek style of humor, it says a lot about your cool personality.

When people see your shirt, they’ll see you as someone who navigates life flexibly. You embrace unpredictable things, because you know they’re a natural part of life. All you care about is bringing genuine smiles to other people, thanks to your witty stories and anecdotes.

This T-shirt signals that you are comfortable in your own skin. You prioritize some quality friendships, and you don’t limit yourself by superficial small talk. Anyone who encounters you will know how it feels like to meet a free spirit. Thanks to your compassionate and inclusive nature, you make others feel at ease, shed their facades and foster some honest connections.


Make friends across America with this design!

Let The I Took A Massive Dump At Bucees Bathroom Shirt Make You Happy Everywhere

1. Add Humor To Your Social Circle

In your social relationships, this T-shirt will do wonders to help you become the most beloved friend.

For example, you can wear it to weekend brunches with your distant family, go to karaoke with your neighbors, or have a casual coffee date with your friends. No matter what, you are bringing easy laughter to your network. Thanks to the weird statement, even the most reserved friend cannot help but break a smile.

2. Perfect For Cross-Country Adventures

What better way to wear this T-shirt than a cross-country road trip? Imagine you and your loved ones in a car, riding across multiple states in America, exchanging memories and admiring the view.

It would be perfect if you came across a Buc-ee’s on the side of the road. When the staff and the customers see your T-shirt, they can’t help but comment about the hilarious phrase. As you chat with them about your funniest road trip memories, you will see how much love and unity Americans have for each other.

As you stop to take pictures of beautiful sunsets, the I Took A Massive Dump At Bucees Bathroom Shirt reminds you that on a trip, what matters is the friends we make along the way. Please have an open mind for the unforeseen delights; they usually make the most lasting memories.

3. Spread Positivity In Daily Life

Finally, outside of traveling, the I Took A Massive Shit In A Bucees Bathroom Shirt can spice up your daily activities too. When you commute to work, go out to buy groceries, or go to the gym, etc., this T-shirt encourages people around you to cheer up once in a while.

With a cute beaver and an irreverent phrase, this T-shirt shows an appreciation for life’s surprises. Even if those surprises may cause us a little trouble (like a bathroom break gone wrong), in the end, we will look back at them fondly.

Final Verdict

Everyone can say they love America, but not everyone knows how to express that love. Thanks to the “I Took A Massive Shit In A Bucees Bathroom” POD T-shirt, you can finally represent the essence of this country: traveling and enjoying life.

In every mile and moment you spend wearing this T-shirt, you spread hope and smiles to people around you. The design reminds us that on a trip, even just the smallest talks between strangers can leave memories for a lifetime.

In both your daily life and your road trips, may this T-shirt give you the best days ever, and motivate you to approach the next journey with optimism, curiosity and compassion.

[Nickies]

Originally Posted by collinsundberg

Hi, I just received an F23 and the problem is that the headlights are cloudy. Tried blowing dust and cleaning but didn't solve it.

Does anyone have any idea what is not? Or do I have to contact the seller about this. Thank!

They need to be replaced....... sorry for the bad news. Do you have Xenon or LED set up?

[Shovelman]

Is it a surface condition or maybe moisture inside?

[F22 Raptor]

Try this. Works good, follow directions.

https://www.amazon.com/CERAKOTE-Cera...ch&sr=8-4&th=1

[TrboMike]

The headlights have very small air vents that allow SOME air in and our to help with humidity and temp changes. I've seen perfectly fine headlights get SOME humidity in crazy conditions (hot swampy pouring rain) that goes away once the air exchange catches up to the humidity level inside.

If you have humidity/fog/water all the time, there is an air leak into your headlight. A crack or dust cover missing. Best way to deal with it is to remove the headlight and find whats going wrong and seal it up, or replace the headlight.

If you have DUST inside your headlight on the INSIDE, you have the same problem above that air is getting inside the headlight (bringing the dust with it) and you also need to find the air leak as above but ALSO need to somehow clean the dust off. I've seen some you can physically get a rag in there, some you need to pour water in and slush it around then get ALL the water and moisture out, some you need to split the cover from the headlight assembly and then clean it and put it back together. Again may be easier/cheaper to replace.

If the haze is on the OUTSIDE of the plastic covers, you can have the plastic buffed thinner to get the hazing off. This is caused by UV (sunlight), ozone, and microcracks from pebble hits while you drive. I've tried toothpaste and a few Amazon kits, IMO you need to sand down the plastic then buff over and over with less abrasive buffs until you get clear plastic again. But that leaves you with thinner plastic that is more able to cloud over in the future from UV, ozone etc.

I have a lot of micro cracks in mine and am worried I'll have to deal with haze in the near future. I think right now I'd buy the cheapest headlights from BMW which are about $350 each and disassemble and remove the new covers and replace my bi-zeon covers with those. Hope they're the same. Anyone else have better solution?

[pbedrosi]

Originally Posted by F22 Raptor

Try this. Works good, follow directions.

https://www.amazon.com/CERAKOTE-Cera...r=8-4&th=1

Originally Posted by F22 Raptor

Try this. Works good, follow directions.

https://www.amazon.com/CERAKOTE-Cera...r=8-4&th=1

I can vouch for this product. Used it on my Boxster headlights and amazing difference. Especially for old yellowed crud. The ceramic wipes had enough material on them to coat the taillights. That would be my tip, prep the rears too so you can coat. I got mine from Walmart if you can't wait for shipping.

[Vlogmanchris]

try bluemagic headlight cleaner

[Dr. Indiana Jones]

Originally Posted by collinsundberg

Hi, I just received an F23 and the problem is that the headlights are cloudy. Tried blowing dust and cleaning but didn't solve it.

Does anyone have any idea what is not? Or do I have to contact the seller about this. Thank!

I realize this post is old, but I recently restored some headlights on a 2010 3-series. I presume the problem is the dreaded, common, and inevitable hazing over time of the OUTSIDE of the plastic headlight lens covers. Like any clearcoat repair, you always want to start with a mild abrasive, and then go progressively finer and finer. I prefer liquids (start with a mild rubbing compound, then a scratch remover, then a polish, and finally a wax). Alternatively, you can use varying grits of superfine emery paper or buffing pads. However, I found that an aftermarket liquid lens cleaner (I believe I used Mother's but there are many other brands like Maguiars, etc.) offers a reasonable one-step process. It restored the lenses to about 85%-90% as good as new... certainly a noticeable improvement.