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We’re going for a (potentially very enthusiastic) drive.
Leave all that crap behind - you don’t need a bag (and whatever is in it) or a beverage.
If you really need it, we’ll stop for a drink or food - which you WILL finish outside of my car. You will not wipe your food hands on your clothes and then sit in my car.
I don’t care what sort of bag cup or container your food or drink is in or where you plan to put it…,
Do NOT bring it into my car because:
you WILL spill it,
you won’t notice, and
I will care.
Also, the place for your feet is in the footwell.
The place for your shoes is on your feet.
The place for your makeup, lotion, whatever, is outside of my car.
I need a placard.
… and psychotherapy …
But, primarily, a placard.
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