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Originally Posted by oVeRdOsE.
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My boss has season tix to the local pro soccer team. It's free drink and free food so of course I go when he calls and says "hey, someone bailed on me....." but it's.........soccer.
Anyway - in the box I have started loudly giving my opinions on how to make soccer more fun. Did I mention there were free drinks? So anyway the one the true fans agree with the most is where each team has 1 position fill by a grossly fat person - like minimum triple normal BMI size or something - but they have a bat. They are allowed to hit ANYONE with the ball. The are super fat and slow so it'll be like a NASCAR race waiting for the moons to align where someone has the ball and forgets to check where sluggo is.
The anticipation would add a whole new level to the game. Even if one team was 5 goals ahead......you'd still have something to be excited for.