[JB135i]

"Sorry Sir, your Volts diagnostic system has indicated it was plugged into an outlet not installed by a UNION ELECTRICIAN and therefore your warranty is now void."

"We will put a requisition in for that part but it will take 4-6 weeks since our records show you donated to the Republican Party back in 1986."

"You will have to complete a "Freedom of Information" request to get a list of codes that your ECU has stored, that should take about 4 weeks to process that."

"Sir, I think you DO in fact want the rustproofing. Lemme introduce you to Rocko, our Teamster rustproofing specialist to explain the benefits of rustproofing your new car."

"Corvette's- um nope, Malibu's- uhhh no, Cavalier SS- yeh right, 1500's- I wish, but we do have a shitload of USA built Aveo's though, that's the only thing Obama will let us build and sell anymore."

Obama, CHANGE FORD CAN BELIEVE IN!