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      07-27-2015, 09:01 PM   #12805
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She looks older than her age, has dark blond thin hair, is pale, has no makeup on and wears odd clothes.
Sounds like lups but older.
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      07-27-2015, 09:02 PM   #12806
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I still don't get my rep score. That just pathetic.
at least this forum make us feel younger.
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      07-27-2015, 09:02 PM   #12807
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She looks older than her age, has dark blond thin hair, is pale, has no makeup on and wears odd clothes.
Sounds like lups but older.
Lups has long luscious light blond hair and does not need makeup.
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      07-27-2015, 09:13 PM   #12808
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Sounds like lups but older.
Yup, that's why I have time to spend on the internet. Ugly fucks like me have zero chances in real world! Thank god for online shopping, I was asked to wear a bag in my head in normal stores.
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      07-27-2015, 09:32 PM   #12809
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Yup, that's why I have time to spend on the internet. Ugly fucks like me have zero chances in real world! Thank god for online shopping, I was asked to wear a bag in my head in normal stores.

This is how Lups goes shopping.




This is how V1.47fan goes shopping.



This is how I go shopping
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      07-27-2015, 09:41 PM   #12810
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This is how Lups goes shopping.




This is how V1.47fan goes shopping.
Can you PhotoShop the weird clothes in too? I need a new photo of me to our family album.

Thanks.
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      07-27-2015, 09:44 PM   #12811
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Can you PhotoShop the weird clothes in too? I need a new photo of me to our family album.

Thanks.
This is the most conservative shopping picture of you which I can find.

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      07-27-2015, 09:48 PM   #12812
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While shopping for a new mattresses.....
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      07-27-2015, 09:49 PM   #12813
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This is the most conservative shopping picture of you which I can find.

Cheers mate, I'll save it under church pics.
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      07-27-2015, 10:55 PM   #12814
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Well, I at least fed her for two months, clothed her, kept a roof over her head and paid all her bills. I think that is polite enough for someone who is not invited.
Using her own brother's money, sure. Can you post a picture of the "sil"n how old is she?
She looks older than her age, has dark blond thin hair, is pale, has no makeup on and wears odd clothes.
Probably granny panties also
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      07-27-2015, 11:01 PM   #12815
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Probably granny panties also
I'll email you pics now. You can describe it to V1.
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      07-27-2015, 11:07 PM   #12816
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...Just as Mr.SugarSkulls is anxious for the delivery of his ('Imaginary') ONE OF A KIND //M6....

I have an appointment in 2 weeks for a stage II tune and DPF delete for the Treg!!!!

500 ft lb torque...

0-60 in HOLY 5HIT!!!!!!!

And it'll get 35 MPG....

Where you at Yaris Boy
That's nice Jetta boy- but It still won't look as good as the frozen black m6- with all your extra mile per gallons in your state with super cheap gas, whether you beat me or lose to me in a race

Don't worry, the tunes for the m6 are coming
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Probably granny panties also
I'll email you pics now. You can describe it to V1.
Of the panties?
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      07-27-2015, 11:08 PM   #12818
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LOL fuccckkk...it's like that Mexico? No wonder this black vs brown war never ends
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LOL fuccckkk...it's like that Mexico? No wonder this black on brown crime never ends
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BlackLand.

Ok I'm going to stop here before I get banned- just was shocked to see something so blunt
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      07-27-2015, 11:16 PM   #12821
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That's nice Jetta boy- but It still won't look as good as the frozen black m6- with all your extra mile per gallons in your state with super cheap gas, whether you beat me or lose to me in a race

Don't worry, the tunes for the m6 are coming
...ALL that HP, and the result would be just like this



Ha Ha Ha...

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      07-27-2015, 11:48 PM   #12822
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Probably granny panties also
I'll email you pics now. You can describe it to V1.
The fact that she's still sucking air is a testament to your patience. My goodness...
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      07-27-2015, 11:58 PM   #12823
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The fact that she's still sucking air is a testament to your patience. My goodness...
Yeah. I have to agree with you. Unreal doesn't do justice to describe her.
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The fact that she's still sucking air is a testament to your patience. My goodness...
Yeah. I have to agree with you. Unreal doesn't do justice to describe her.
That was 5,000 words of wtf!
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The fact that she's still sucking air is a testament to your patience. My goodness...
Lups SIL looks like.....

Same eye color. Same hair style. Same body style. wow.
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Lups SIL looks like.....

Same eye color. Same hair style. Same body style. wow.
Wtf, you guys have her in the office?! Pay her so she doesn't need to come and eat my food.
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