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      01-18-2017, 02:00 PM   #45409
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Nice to hear you are bored Biorin . Boring = time , so now you have the time to polish on your swirls ..
Advice: Car wash sucks for your paint => Hand wash rules , with the 2 bucket method !

Tell me....Can you finally handle the stick ?
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Have a traveling detailer come out and buff her up.


Also..., why did you go to a car wash that would leave swirls! Bad! BAD BAD BAD!
I went to a reputable place that offers machine or hand wash. Got hand wash. Snuck around back to observe - dude had a fucking BRUSH and then dried it with BATH TOWELS. I just die.
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i wonder how many times the fool drop the towel, picked it up and kept drying smh
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Just waiting to handle yours, Phil.



I went to a reputable place that offers machine or hand wash. Got hand wash. Snuck around back to observe - dude had a fucking BRUSH and then dried it with BATH TOWELS. I just die.
Seriously. Go buy a step stool and wash the car yourself!
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I went to a reputable place that offers machine or hand wash. Got hand wash. Snuck around back to observe - dude had a fucking BRUSH and then dried it with BATH TOWELS. I just die.
Seriously. Go buy a step stool and wash the car yourself!
You try washing your shit when it's 7 degrees out!
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You try washing your shit when it's 7 degrees out!
Now i know you don't have any balls.
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Is now a bad time to admit that I may or may not have a vagina?
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      01-18-2017, 02:31 PM   #45417
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I am so bored. How long do I have to own my car before it's not too soon to do paint correction? I was the victim of a horrible car wash, and there are swirls for days. Foooorrrr daaayyyyssss.
Post a pic with flash.

Get a ceramic clear coat.
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Is now a bad time to admit that I may or may not have a vagina?
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Post a pic with flash.
It's unfortunate, but this is exactly how I initially read it until I realized Aatish was quoting a different post.

Bad timing I guess.
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Biorin go get it detail and avoid going back to that car wash
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Just waiting to handle yours, Phil.
Even my DCT and I have a stick , so you are welcome sweetheart

On a serious note , I'm really sorry to hear about your swirls . Invest in a professional paint correction and forget about it ...
Be carefull in the future Biorin , on dark colors you see everything .

Good luck !
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Just enough to make it through the tire.
Yeah my friend...Sometimes life really sucks !
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man up
Is now a bad time to admit that I may or may not have a vagina?
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Get a ceramic clear coat.
Aatish thinks he is clever responding to Biorin s other posts in here but quoting this one.

I saw what you did there.... I saw it...
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      01-18-2017, 06:33 PM   #45425
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How about a public goatee?
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I thought by the laws of all thing BPOT, that is a given.
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You try washing your shit when it's 7 degrees out!
it was 60 degrees in NC today....just saying.
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      01-18-2017, 08:42 PM   #45428
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You try washing your shit when it's 7 degrees out!
it was 60 degrees in NC today....just saying.
Yeah? Well, my heating bill was $342 last month. Top THAT, North Carolina!
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Yeah? Well, my heating bill was $342 last month. Top THAT, North Carolina!
Nope - you can keep that cold temps and winter weather...CT.
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It certainly is a convenient time to play the vag card.
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