[casualDIYer]

Originally Posted by 3.0L

My dream is to have some sort of remote control device that lets the air out of the tires - when their vehicle is parked in their driveway or garage. I think it would be the ultimate mind-bender. Push a button and let the air out of just one tire. The owner would get it fixed. Then wait a few days, or perhaps a week, then push the button again. I think this would eventually drive them insane.

How about an in car camera, a USB stick, and the mailing address of the state troopers?

Your return address

D. Trump
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Etc

Nothing like a little video surprise on YouTube

[casualDIYer]

Originally Posted by crabu2

I know they all still have a bumper, but it's not like the old days.. You're going to lose your grill and what not before the bumper support even comes into play.. When the 5mph DOT bumper was required, cars had to be able to hit a stationary object at 5mph and have no damage...

To the object or the car?

[B58togo]

Originally Posted by Dylan86

Around here the douche-canoes all drive 4x4 lifted diesel trucks, and they're worse than any apex enthusiast. Like, 10x worse..

They're the new ricers. Amusing bunch; can't stand anyone getting in front of them.

[crabu2]

Originally Posted by Dylan86

Around here the douche-canoes all drive 4x4 lifted diesel trucks, and they're worse than any apex enthusiast. Like, 10x worse..

Well that's just great.. I've got a diesel truck and now adding a Bimmer.

[crabu2]

Originally Posted by menncars

To the object or the car?

To the car.

[Viffermike]

Funny ... I drove like a BMW driver even when I had a Lexus CT. And a Mini Cooper. And a souped-up '74 VW Beetle in college.

Guess I finally came home!

[Corinne]

Originally Posted by crabu2

I was a bit shocked at 1st, but couldn't stop laughing.. All I could think was that within the next couple of weeks... that could be me.

Ok.. so did I get this right? He doesn't use blinkers, drives aggressive, and gives the finger.. Did he hit all the points of a BMW driver or did he miss anything?

I think you need to get yourself a pair of glasses. That was quite clearly an Audi driver

[Dylan86]

Originally Posted by B58togo

They're the new ricers. Amusing bunch; can't stand anyone getting in front of them.

Yea, and I have a 3000ft uphill commute coming home from work that they try to "roll coal" as they rip by with over 900ft lbs.. It's like a tug of war torque run up the hill, hilarious, really, as I'm from the city where these things just don't exist lol. All winter they pick on me with my 2WD Dakota as I'm usually trying to stay at posted speeds while spinning/drifting up the hill, limited slip and all and they fly by me at mach1. Summer time, I get my revenge on them and make them smell the catless DP!

Originally Posted by crabu2

Well that's just great.. I've got a diesel truck and now adding a Bimmer.

HAHAHA that's awesome. You get the douche-crown, then! I joke...

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sounds like me driving except for the middle finger part thats just ironic