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      04-28-2016, 10:29 PM   #26841
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Dammit. DEY don't put respeck on ma name.
Did you have a Bud Light? I think you're losing it.
Heh, everyone thinks I got arrested.


You know, I think the only time I had Bud Light was during a few nights of beer pong. I assume that's the go-to, for cheap beer that's easily obtainable in bulk?
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Dad that stuff is like tap water.



In fact I'd rather drink tap water.
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But Verbiage dies first. We are using Star Trek rules.
Are we issuing him a red shirt?
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      04-29-2016, 06:52 AM   #26844
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Redemption.
It's funny, you can tell a lot about someone by what they choose to indulge in, right? At parties, people down Bud Lights like they're nothing, but it's like, if you're trying to truly watch your caloric intake, why drink at all? Just go whole hog. Smh.
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Are we issuing him a red shirt?
Thank you for completing the joke. I didn't want to over explain, so your completion is appreciated.
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Dude silvergray545 I just went back through some of my old threads/polls I started years ago for shits and giggles, and basically 90% of the people we used to talk to on here are banned. LMFAO.


BTM, Blake, Jaykay, MisterSkiMask, Samwoo...all of them.


Looks like an original BP membership pre 2011 is a rarity. MadDog just be hiding. Smh.
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Just letting y'all know that the "read to me" option is hilarious. I just tried it and the way it says bimmerfrk 's name is hilarious. Hah.

Edit: OMFG. Sounds so drunk. Also, "MKsykser" is epic and I literally lol'd at "shits and giggles". Oh God.
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Oops I realize this isn't the chat thread. I'll blame RJ.
My bad!

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Dude silvergray545 I just went back through some of my old threads/polls I started years ago for shits and giggles, and basically 90% of the people we used to talk to on here are banned. LMFAO.


BTM, Blake, Jaykay, MisterSkiMask, Samwoo...all of them.


Looks like an original BP membership pre 2011 is a rarity. MadDog just be hiding. Smh.
Hahaha I know! It's sad. The old crew is long gone. Good times though.

Remember ideliver? His "Ask an OBGYN anything thread" was priceless!

And remember my "Sluts" thread? I keep getting rep randomly because people are still looking at it. It's weird. LOL
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Satisfaction and completion are my middle names.
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Hahaha I know! It's sad. The old crew is long gone. Good times though.

Remember ideliver? His "Ask an OBGYN anything thread" was priceless!

And remember my "Sluts" thread? I keep getting rep randomly because people are still looking at it. It's weird. LOL
Thread mashups. "Ask a slut's obgyn anything."
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Just letting y'all know that the "read to me" option is hilarious. I just tried it and the way it says bimmerfrk 's name is hilarious. Hah.

Edit: OMFG. Sounds so drunk. Also, "MKsykser" is epic and I literally lol'd at "shits and giggles". Oh God.
Ruh roh...looks like you may have to explain another BP outburst to colleagues!!
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Hahaha I know! It's sad. The old crew is long gone. Good times though.

Remember ideliver? His "Ask an OBGYN anything thread" was priceless!

And remember my "Sluts" thread? I keep getting rep randomly because people are still looking at it. It's weird. LOL
Yeah! Like when I came back to OT, I had random rep points just because of old views that got translated into "popularity", lol.


ideliver! Oh man.



I do fancy this new bunch though. At least there are more girls, now. Sara504 is the true OG. Lolz.
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Ruh roh...looks like you may have to explain another BP outburst to colleagues!!
Fortunately I'm on a plane. Just have to explain to bewildered person next to me.
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Ruh roh...looks like you may have to explain another BP outburst to colleagues!!
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Including dad.



Wait, what?


EDIT: Just read he is on plane. Nvm.
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Hahaha I know! It's sad. The old crew is long gone. Good times though.

Remember ideliver? His "Ask an OBGYN anything thread" was priceless!

And remember my "Sluts" thread? I keep getting rep randomly because people are still looking at it. It's weird. LOL
This could go so wrong, so fast that it would be unbelievable!!
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Fortunately I'm on a plane. Just have to explain to bewildered person next to me.
That's even worse. There is no context except the outburst and them looking over your shoulder reading some of our crap!!!
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That's even worse. There is no context except the outburst and them looking over your shoulder reading some of our crap!!!
Super small font. Same theory rj (apparently) uses to justify looking at nude pictures of himself while flying. Allegedly.
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Thread mashups. "Ask a slut's obgyn anything."
I wonder if we can get him back on here and make that thread a reality. Lol
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Yeah! Like when I came back to OT, I had random rep points just because of old views that got translated into "popularity", lol.


ideliver! Oh man.



I do fancy this new bunch though. At least there are more girls, now. Sara504 is the true OG. Lolz.
Haha it happened just today. Got 5 rep points for popularity.

I still talk to ideliver occasionally. I'm friends with him on FB. He still has the E60 M5!

Sara is the true OG. She's been here through it all.
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This could go so wrong, so fast that it would be unbelievable!!
You should search and find it. It was great. Shit you wouldn't ask in person was asked in OT. LOL
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Super small font. Same theory rj (apparently) uses to justify looking at nude pictures of himself while flying. Allegedly.
Dude! You are on a roaster coaster today!!!

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I wonder if we can get him back on here and make that thread a reality. Lol

Haha it happened just today. Got 5 rep points for popularity.

I still talk to ideliver occasionally. I'm friends with him on FB. He still has the E60 M5!

Sara is the true OG. She's been here through it all.

You should search and find it. It was great. Shit you wouldn't ask in person was asked in OT. LOL
And she hasn't changed one bit.

LMAO! Aw man that's good to hear. Long live the S85. Awesome creation.

Rumor has it that Jesus came to BMW ///M division engineers in a dream and whispered the S85 configuration to them in angelic whisper-tones. They say that they recall everything upon awakening, as if they had it written down on a spreadsheet.

OT is like, the garbage disposal of BP. Just throw the shit in there and turn on the switch. Doesn't matter WTF you throw in, the blades will still turn and destroy.
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And she hasn't changed one bit.

LMAO! Aw man that's good to hear. Long live the S85. Awesome creation.

Rumor has it that Jesus came to BMW ///M division engineers in a dream and whispered the S85 configuration to them in angelic whisper-tones. They say that they recall everything upon awakening, as if they had it written down on a spreadsheet.

OT is like, the garbage disposal of BP. Just throw the shit in there and turn on the switch. Doesn't matter WTF you throw in, the blades will still turn and destroy.
I love the S85. Probably one of the best motors ever. I wouldn't love the upkeep on them. $$$$$

That's the beauty of OT!
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Hahaha I know! It's sad. The old crew is long gone. Good times though.

Remember ideliver? His "Ask an OBGYN anything thread" was priceless!

And remember my "Sluts" thread? I keep getting rep randomly because people are still looking at it. It's weird. LOL
Yeah! Like when I came back to OT, I had random rep points just because of old views that got translated into "popularity", lol.


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I do fancy this new bunch though. At least there are more girls, now. Sara504 is the true OG. Lolz.
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