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      07-28-2015, 12:28 AM   #12827
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That was 5,000 words of wtf!
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Yeah. I have to agree with you. Unreal doesn't do justice to describe her.
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The fact that she's still sucking air is a testament to your patience. My goodness...
Lups SIL looks like.....

Same eye color. Same hair style. Same body style. wow.
Same amount of boobage
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      07-28-2015, 12:34 AM   #12828
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Same amount of boobage
Actually she has a huge rack. Now that i bought her bras.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      07-28-2015, 12:35 AM   #12829
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Same amount of boobage
Actually she has a huge rack. Now that i bought her bras.
Even so, she's like anti-Viagra
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      07-28-2015, 12:36 AM   #12830
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Boobs shmoobs.

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      07-28-2015, 12:37 AM   #12831
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Wtf, you guys have her in the office?! Pay her so she doesn't need to come and eat my food.
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Same amount of boobage
We, as a CO citizen tried to recall her, and pressure her to go away. We even recalled 2 state senates to pressure her, but your SIL would NOT go away! We are stuck for ~4 more years.


She also likes to take a long shower with a video crew.
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      07-28-2015, 12:38 AM   #12832
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Boobs shmoobs.

Where my big booty girls at?
Meh. Too much junk in the trunk.
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      07-28-2015, 12:41 AM   #12833
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Where my big booty girls at?
Lol, not on a car forum most likely.
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Boobs shmoobs.

Where my big booty girls at?
Meh. Too much junk in the trunk.
No such thing
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Even so, she's like anti-Viagra
Dude, I know.

A few of my friends came to parks with us to see if I'm exaggerating. Next thing I hear from them is "my penis must have dropped off since I've Los all interest in women"

One of my friends dropped me off and she was outside our house. Tue guy stalled his car.

One of my friends came to dinner a week ago. He left before food was served.

"I'm gonna go home to my mom and cry."
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Boobs shmoobs.

Where my big booty girls at?
Meh. Too much junk in the trunk.
No such thing
First DCT/6MT and now this? Buddy, this ain't gonna work
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      07-28-2015, 12:48 AM   #12837
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Boobs shmoobs.

Where my big booty girls at?
Meh. Too much junk in the trunk.
No such thing
First DCT/6MT and now this? Buddy, this ain't gonna work
You're right,

I guess I'll just "forget" to tell you I'm leaving Crevier...and take my little gem and my lonely self back on to Rosarito without even saying hi
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      07-28-2015, 12:50 AM   #12838
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Even so, she's like anti-Viagra
Dude, I know.

A few of my friends came to parks with us to see if I'm exaggerating. Next thing I hear from them is "my penis must have dropped off since I've Los all interest in women"

One of my friends dropped me off and she was outside our house. Tue guy stalled his car.

One of my friends came to dinner a week ago. He left before food was served.

"I'm gonna go home to my mom and cry."
I'm long past my college days where I wingmanned as a favor, but this would test the true meaning of friendship.
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Boobs shmoobs.

Where my big booty girls at?
Meh. Too much junk in the trunk.
No such thing
First DCT/6MT and now this? Buddy, this ain't gonna work
You're right,

I guess I'll just "forget" to tell you I'm leaving Crevier...and take my little gem and my lonely self back on to Rosarito without even saying hi
Boobs...we gotta agree on those.
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Boob, @ss, legs, body.
My priority is great personality.

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Even so, she's like anti-Viagra
Dude, I know.

A few of my friends came to parks with us to see if I'm exaggerating. Next thing I hear from them is "my penis must have dropped off since I've Los all interest in women"

One of my friends dropped me off and she was outside our house. Tue guy stalled his car.

One of my friends came to dinner a week ago. He left before food was served.

"I'm gonna go home to my mom and cry."
I'm long past my college days where I wingmanned as a favor, but this would test the true meaning of friendship.
LOL I wouldn't do that to you. I know I'm a dick online but far from it in person.

Even if you're not free right away when I pick it up/ the very very very first thing I intend on doing is checking out the new 24 hour fitness in Santa Ana. And stare at my car from the roof and spy on people checking it out.

So I'll be around. Lol

Boobs are nice...as long as she's got ass.
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      07-28-2015, 12:58 AM   #12842
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I'm long past my college days where I wingmanned as a favor, but this would test the true meaning of friendship.
Yeah.

I mean, with marketing, I probably could've gotten her a date from here. PhotoShop, get her into the clothes I bought, tie her knees together so she wouldn't walk like she had a melon in between her legs, duct tape a few parts in, noisy and badly light restaurant and an M chauffer. This forum has 200 000 members. Someone would've bitten.

Damn humanist me. I could not do it.
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      07-28-2015, 01:06 AM   #12843
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We, as a CO citizen tried to recall her, and pressure her to go away. We even recalled 2 state senates to pressure her, but your SIL would NOT go away! We are stuck for ~4 more years.


She also likes to take a long shower with a video crew.
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Oh god.


There just at not enough words.
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      07-28-2015, 05:42 AM   #12844
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Mike Benvo is awesome! He got me the GTS tune remotely on such a short notice on a Saturday, i ended up getting him a steak dinner. I asked him to send me a paypal link for $50, i didn't actually send him a steak dinner.
Yeah , Mike is really amazing...And all the knowledge that he has about our cars is just wow !
Actually he deserves a gift for the outstanding customer that's why I did it too , because he is out there for us 7/7...day and night .
Here it was of course also remote cable for engine and DCT tuning and some coding and so I saw him several times on Skype .
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I'll email you pics now. You can describe it to V1.
You can cut out the middleman and email em straight to me.
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Lups has long luscious light blond hair and does not need makeup.
Hair color that I've spend countless thousands on to achieve. Why was I cursed with Little Mermaid hair
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      07-28-2015, 08:54 AM   #12847
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Hair color that I've spend countless thousands on to achieve. Why was I cursed with Little Mermaid hair
Saw pics of you with your red hair ,Sara you should really keep your natural red hair...looks really sexy , because over here men say ...natural red girls are the best !
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Saw pics of you with your red hair ,Sara you should really keep your natural red hair...looks really sexy , because over here men say ...natural red girls are the best !
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