Loud Spoilers!!!!

dietrichf · 03-27-2015, 01:59 AM

Received this note attached the door of my apartment when I got home today.

The jokes write themselves at this point.

Efthreeoh · 03-27-2015, 04:59 AM

I'd assume your mufflers apply too much downforce on the rear end and are in violation of good taste too?

NickyC · 03-27-2015, 09:48 AM

That penmanship should be in violation of the HOA rules.

fravel · 03-27-2015, 10:30 AM

Your apartment complex has an HOA?

M3SSY · 03-27-2015, 10:45 AM

Loud Spoilers ~ Make Noise!!

Efthreeoh · 03-27-2015, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by M3SSY

Loud Spoilers ~ Make Noise!!

We need some QUIET in here!

Viffermike · 03-27-2015, 12:28 PM

Spoiler alert!!! Spoiler alert!!!

ShocknAwe · 03-27-2015, 03:58 PM

Clearly they are talking about the pleasant jangling sound of truck nuts.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NickyC

That penmanship should be in violation of the HOA rules.

dietrichf · 03-27-2015, 04:15 PM

I think I know who the "spoilers" are and it's not me or the car.

paradoxical3 · 03-27-2015, 04:19 PM

Just respond back and tell them that you do not have any spoilers installed.

Snypa · 03-27-2015, 04:26 PM

I pray to God that's not the property manager. !

cenix · 03-27-2015, 06:48 PM

Driving too fast with spoilers can create drag and thus emit sonic booms. Please remove spoiler or reduce speed to slightly below speed of sound barrier.

Dog Face Pony Soldier · 03-27-2015, 08:04 PM

What is the arrow about? Was something written on the other side?

wtobiason · 03-27-2015, 08:30 PM

Spoiler alert!

Ezio · 03-27-2015, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NickyC

That penmanship should be in violation of the HOA rules.

you must work in the corporate world.

ptack · 03-28-2015, 01:26 PM

Did you affix a bunch of whizzers to your spoiler? That would explain things.

NickyC · 03-28-2015, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ezio

you must work in the corporate world.

Yeah, unfortunately. Sorry to sound snub, was trying to be more of a slam on the annoying HOA prick. ;P

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Efthreeoh General 17205 Rep 18,696 Posts Drives: The E90 + Z4 Coupe & Z3 R'ster Join Date: May 2012 Location: Virginia iTrader: (0)	I'd assume your mufflers apply too much downforce on the rear end and are in violation of good taste too? __________________ A manual transmission can be set to "comfort", "sport", and "track" modes simply by the technique and speed at which you shift it; it doesn't need "modes", modes are for manumatics that try to behave like a real 3-pedal manual transmission. If you can money-shift it, it's a manual transmission. "Yeah, but NO ONE puts an automatic trans shift knob on a manual transmission."
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