[M_Six]

Oof! That a hernia issue?

[Turkish Pickle]

i started talking with a girl on tinder

that girl also happens to be the girl my buddy has been hanging with lately

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by M_Six

Oof! That a hernia issue?

I was flexing for you, but I do have an outie

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

i started talking with a girl on tinder

that girl also happens to be the girl my buddy has been hanging with lately

Be careful, Pickle. If he’s your friend, nothing good can come from this.

[Samurai of 2day]

Originally Posted by M_Six

Oh, I don't know. $5 or so?

Case in point: I'm sitting here with a bottle of P12 on a lazy Friday evening. I haven't logged a single mile on my bike all week. Granted, I've got some back problems (old age) that I'm working through. Tomorrow looks to be 45F and high winds. Not good riding weather. So I need to ride the trainer. Here's where I need a motivational coach. I could skip the coach if I had the motivation to begin with.

I wish you were close.

I would invite you out for a ride with me and my cousins today.

I rode my bike to work on Friday... those high winds definitely gave me a couple gut checks, lol.

[WestRace]

All my problems can be fixed with porn, drinks, and women.

[M_Six]

Originally Posted by Samurai of 2day

I wish you were close.

I would invite you out for a ride with me and my cousins today.

I rode my bike to work on Friday... those high winds definitely gave me a couple gut checks, lol.

Thanks. Nice enough day today except for the winds. 18-25MPH is no fun to ride in. But I had a ton of late season yard work anyway, so I got my calorie burn in.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Be careful, Pickle. If he’s your friend, nothing good can come from this.

oh he knows, they aren't official so he's not really giving two shits about it. if anything it showed him that she probably won't be upgraded to official status hahahahaha

Originally Posted by WestRace

All my problems can be fixed with porn, drinks, and women.

that's the attitude!!

except - why do you need porn and women? coke and women mix better from what i've heard

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

except - why do you need porn and women? coke and women mix better from what i've heard

exactly

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by M_Six

Thanks. Nice enough day today except for the winds. 18-25MPH is no fun to ride in. But I had a ton of late season yard work anyway, so I got my calorie burn in.

Me and "The Hern" went and rode for 55 minutes on Sunday, just before lunch. BEAUTIFUL So-Cal Fall day. Low 70s, slight breeze, loads of sun.

Then I came home and finished with the rose trimming, and decided to upgrade the Trek from that spot in the one shed that requires a severe dead-lift to close the door, to hooks in with the motorcycle's shed.

Oh, and then I put on just my vest, in shorts and rubber boots, and went for about 10 miles on the motorcycle, just to mix the oil around.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by WestRace

All my problems can be fixed with porn, drinks, and women.

If you have drinks and women, then what is the need for porn? If you're watching porn with women, then you're doing it wrong. Sure you can watch it together, but in my experience (if it's being done right) what's going on in front of you should eliminates the need for porn anyway.

Also, if these three things eliminate all your problems then your life must be pretty decent. No mention of finances, mental or physical health?

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

that's the attitude!!

except - why do you need porn and women? coke, viagra and women mix better from what i've heard

FTFY

[G35POPPEDMYCHERRY]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

If you have drinks and women, then what is the need for porn? If you're watching porn with women, then you're doing it wrong. Sure you can watch it together, but in my experience (if it's being done right) what's going on in front of you should eliminates the need for porn anyway.

Also, if these three things eliminate all your problems then your life must be pretty decent. No mention of finances, mental or physical health?



FTFY

society is all about immediate gratification. we humans are wired for it. so much easier to rub one out then to work for it. also with courting women comes rejection. i used to have this mentally at 21; just fuck around get paper, but thats dying out slowly. i still wish i didn't beat it as much but im tired of easy girls/porn...need a challenge or its just all blahh

[Nachbar]

Originally Posted by Nkc

I want a major riot to start in Hong Kong right now so I can attend it and cross another thing off my bucket list. I'm neither pro or anti the movement that's happening, I just want to be in the mess when it hits the fan. I even have a gas mask and bag ready for me to pounce anytime.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Holy cow 😮 this aged well 🧐 you wrote this 5 years ago.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by G35POPPEDMYCHERRY

society is all about immediate gratification. we humans are wired for it. so much easier to rub one out then to work for it. also with courting women comes rejection. i used to have this mentally at 21; just fuck around get paper, but thats dying out slowly. i still wish i didn't beat it as much but im tired of easy girls/porn...need a challenge or its just all blahh

I'm with you on this! I got tired of easy as well and got myself an actual girlfriend. I got lucky though, it's the easiest relationship I've ever had. Chasing paper will always be a thing though. Even if you had a challenge and a steady girl, you'd still beat that shit!

[cmyx6go]

I'm a moron. For whatever reason I don't know, but I never changed the clock on my nightstand over the weekend. All other clocks were changed.

For the past few days, when I wake up and look at it, I know it's an hour earlier than the time on the clock. This morning I looked at it and just got out of bed. I went downstairs and made my coffee and went about my morning routine. I didn't realize until 30 minutes later that it was 3:00 am and not 4:00 am. Someone shoot me! It's going to be a long day.

And yes, the clock is now changed.

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I'm a moron. For whatever reason I don't know, but I never changed the clock on my nightstand over the weekend. All other clocks were changed.

For the past few days, when I wake up and look at it, I know it's an hour earlier than the time on the clock. This morning I looked at it and just got out of bed. I went downstairs and made my coffee and went about my morning routine. I didn't realize until 30 minutes later that it was 3:00 am and not 4:00 am. Someone shoot me! It's going to be a long day.

And yes, the clock is now changed.

i did something like this last week. We have camera in the kids room, my lil girl was crying so i get up, my wife beats me to room. I still get up, start looking for my clothes. I jump in shower. She walks in says..are you ok, its only 1am

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I'm a moron. For whatever reason I don't know, but I never changed the clock on my nightstand over the weekend. All other clocks were changed.

For the past few days, when I wake up and look at it, I know it's an hour earlier than the time on the clock. This morning I looked at it and just got out of bed. I went downstairs and made my coffee and went about my morning routine. I didn't realize until 30 minutes later that it was 3:00 am and not 4:00 am. Someone shoot me! It's going to be a long day.

And yes, the clock is now changed.

LOL....when you get up at the time that we do....does it really even matter anymore?

I'm usually up no later than 2:30 am every morning, and in bed by 10:00 pm every night.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

LOL....when you get up at the time that we do....does it really even matter anymore?

I'm usually up no later than 2:30 am every morning, and in bed by 10:00 pm every night.

It's getting earlier and earlier. What happened to the days when the only time I saw 4:00 am was at the END of the day?

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I'm a moron. For whatever reason I don't know, but I never changed the clock on my nightstand over the weekend. All other clocks were changed.

For the past few days, when I wake up and look at it, I know it's an hour earlier than the time on the clock. This morning I looked at it and just got out of bed. I went downstairs and made my coffee and went about my morning routine. I didn't realize until 30 minutes later that it was 3:00 am and not 4:00 am. Someone shoot me! It's going to be a long day.

And yes, the clock is now changed.

jesus, how long is your commute?

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

jesus, how long is your commute?

My commute is nothing really. I'm usually in work by 6:30 am. This morning I pulled out of my driveway at 5:32, went to Starbucks and was in my office at 6:03. Going home takes a bit longer with almost rush hour traffic at 4:20 pm, 45 minutes for 18 miles compared to 22 miles in the morning due to Starbucks being one exit further than my office.

I don't get up that early because I have to, I get up that early because the clock in my brain says it's time to get up.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

My commute is nothing really. I'm usually in work by 6:30 am. This morning I pulled out of my driveway at 5:32, went to Starbucks and was in my office at 6:03. Going home takes a bit longer with almost rush hour traffic at 4:20 pm, 45 minutes for 18 miles compared to 22 miles in the morning due to Starbucks being one exit further than my office.

I don't get up that early because I have to, I get up that early because the clock in my brain says it's time to get up.

I roll out of bed at "whenever the fuck I feel like it" am. I stop by my espresso machine on the way to my desk so the entire 30 foot commute from bed to work takes about 5 minutes to make my latte.

[Darth One]

All this is why we need to nuke Daylight Savings time from orbit